Comedy Shift Simulator
Run the greasiest roadside restaurant in town, survive the lunch rush, stack cash, and keep the kitchen chaos only mostly under control.
Featured Special
Photoreal flavor, cinematic grime, and a very long line of questionable customers.
Day 1
The parking lot smells like fryer oil and bad decisions. Click the restaurant image or the button below to start your shift.
Shift In Progress
Player
You rolled in with zero dollars and a heroic amount of inventory.
Front Counter
Clock in to start the parade of hungry weirdos.
Tray Builder
Kitchen Board
Gross-Out Alerts
These cards trigger slapstick mess events and customer reactions. They do not get served to customers.
Supply Run
Each restock order buys a 20-unit case. Start with your day-one stash, then spend profits to keep the rush alive.
Shift Report
You made it through the rush. The fryer is still hissing and somehow the roof stayed attached.
All The News That's Unfit to Print
Newspaper 1 of 5
Current Franchise Status
The grill is hot, the town is watching, and your legend is under review.
5-Shift Review
Five shifts are in the books. Here is how the shack is doing overall, including the funny disasters people will absolutely keep talking about.
Game Over
Five newspaper scandals was the limit. The grill went cold, the sign got yanked, and your fast food empire folded in a cloud of fryer smoke and bad headlines.