🎧 Your Role

You play as a hilariously incompetent scammer working in a dingy call center. Your job is to convince unsuspecting victims that their computer has "virus" or they owe the "IRS" money. It's all fake and satirical!

💻 The Setup

You have a phone and a remote desktop connection to your victim's computer. Use dialog choices to manipulate the conversation and try to extract fake credit card numbers, gift cards, or bank info.

🎯 How to Win

Successfully scam the victim by keeping their trust meter high and suspicion meter low. Choose the right dialog options, navigate their fake Windows 11 desktop, and collect their "information".

💀 How to Lose

If the victim's suspicion gets too high, they'll hang up on you, call the REAL police, or worst of all... put you on hold with elevator music forever!

💡 Tips

• Each victim is different - grandmas are easier, IT professionals will destroy you
• Watch the trust and suspicion meters carefully
• The more outrageous your claims, the funnier (but riskier) it gets
• Every game is randomly generated - no two scams are alike!