HOW TO PLAY

📞 THE SITUATION

Your neighbor is THE WORST. He parks on your lawn. His dog barks at 3 AM. He plays death metal at full volume during your kid's birthday parties. He "borrows" your packages. He lets his trash blow into your yard. He once called YOUR mom ugly. TO YOUR FACE.

🚨 YOUR MISSION

Pick up that beautiful 90's landline phone and make some calls!

  • CALL 911: Report your terrible neighbor to the authorities. Choose your complaints wisely - the crazier the better!
  • CALL NEIGHBOR: Give that jerk a piece of your mind! Tell him exactly what you think of him and let him know the cops are on the way!

📰 THE AFTERMATH

After your calls, read all about it in the morning newspaper! Your neighborhood drama makes the front page!

🎮 CONTROLS

Click dialog options to choose what to say. That's it. Even your neighbor could figure it out, and he's an idiot.

CREDITS

happystoner5420 Games

"Making Games Your Mom Warned You About"

Game Design, Programming, Art, Sound Design, Coffee Drinking, Complaining About Neighbors
happystoner5420
Executive Producer
happystoner5420
Quality Assurance
happystoner5420's Cat
Special Thanks
That one neighbor who inspired this entire game. You know who you are.
Dedicated To
Everyone who has ever had a terrible neighbor. We feel your pain.

No actual neighbors were harmed in the making of this game. Please do not actually call 911 on your neighbors unless there is a real emergency. This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to actual terrible neighbors is purely coincidental (but probably accurate).

HOME SWEET HOME
(except for the neighbor)
🗑 🗑 🗑
PHONE BOOK
911 - Emergency
555-0142 - That Jerk Next Door
#1
NEIGHBOR
HATER
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What do you want to do?

ARREST PROGRESS 0%
911 ABUSE 0%
DALE ANGER 0%
LATEST RESULTS
911
Build a real case by reporting what Dale is actually doing.
NEIGHBOR
Rattle Dale and watch how hard he spirals.

DALE GOT ARRESTED

🏆 CASE CLOSED

You built enough heat on Dale to finally get him hauled off.

📊 FINAL METERS

Arrest Progress: 100%
911 Abuse: 0%
Dale Anger: 0%

GAME OVER

🚫 911 HAD ENOUGH

Too many bad calls and now the caller is the one in trouble.

📊 FINAL METERS

Arrest Progress: 0%
911 Abuse: 100%
Dale Anger: 0%