HappyStoner5420 Games Presents

ANGRY INTERNET

CONNECTION SIMULATOR

First-person PC destruction in a high-detail room with heavy impacts, gasoline, fire, glass cracks, and a full Wi-Fi meltdown.

Loading high-detail room...

How To Play

W A S D Move around the room.
Mouse Look around in first person. Click the game to lock the cursor.
Left Click Use the selected weapon or tool.
1 Fists for fast punches.
2 Baseball bat for hard wooden swings.
3 Hammer for heavy blunt damage.
4 Crowbar for prying and smashing.
5 Gas can to soak the PC setup.
6 Lighter to ignite gasoline after you pour it.
Esc Pause the game and return to the main menu.

Your Wi-Fi will not connect. The Windows desktop keeps failing. Your job is to wreck the whole setup, soak it in gas, light it up, and push the destruction meter as high as possible.

Credits

HappyStoner5420 Games

Game Design, Direction, and Production

HappyStoner5420 Games

Core Browser Build and Systems

Codex Collaboration Build

Texture Sources

ambientCG CC0 texture packs for wood, plaster, fabric, metal, and damage details.

Special Thanks

Every router reboot that fixed nothing.

Every loading spinner that stalled at 95%.

Every cursed Wi-Fi handshake that created rage.

Paused

Exit Game

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Wi-Fi Status
Trying to connect...
Rage Meter
0%
Destruction Score
$0
Look at an object to smash it.
Click to lock the mouse and start wrecking the setup.
Wireless Network Connecting
HomeNetwork_5G Connecting...
Authenticating...