HOW TO PLAY

The vibe

You are happystoner5420. You live alone. You have a fridge, a couch to sleep on, a TV with 45 channels, a radio, a computer, a bathroom, a phone, and a lot of free time. Smoke weed. Get drunk. Order pizza. Don't burn the house down. If you do, call 911. Probably.

Warning: Leaving the stove on starts fires. Smoking too much makes the screen do weird stuff. Drinking too much beer makes you stumble. Mixing both is funny but inadvisable.

Sleep: Walk up to the couch and press E to sleep through the whole night and fully recover your energy.

First time: Starting a new game should drop you straight into FPS control. Press P anytime to pull up your cell phone, and press Esc to release the cursor if you need it.

Deliveries: Pizza, popcorn, weed, beer, groceries, and other orders wait at the front door when they arrive. Walk to the door and press E to bring them inside. Microwave popcorn goes on the table first, then you heat it with E at the microwave and press F to eat it.

Casino: Sit at the computer and open Lucky Ace for slots, blackjack, and roulette. Slots settle when the reels stop, while blackjack and roulette settle when the hand or wheel finishes.

CREDITS

CAN'T START THE GAME

The local offline bundle did not load correctly. This build is meant to run directly from index.html with no internet and no server.

Quick fix:

1. Keep index.html, offline-assets.js, graphics.js, main.js, and assets/ together.

2. Re-open index.html.

3. If you copied the folder, copy the whole project again so the embedded offline bundle is present.