Welcome to Y!Chat: The Lost Server

You stumbled onto an old chatroom that should not exist. Fifty regulars never logged off. They've been in here since 2002. They are unwell.

HOW IT WORKS

• Type stuff. They respond. Like a real chatroom — except they actually pay attention to you.
• They remember. Tell them your name, your job, your secrets — they will bring it up later. Possibly at the worst time.
• They talk to each other. They will gang up on you. Ignore you. Roast each other. Roast you. Triple-team you.
• They have moods. Be nice and they warm up. Be a jerk and they get vicious. Be boring and they call you boring.
• They learn. Each new chat builds on what they know about you. Wipe memory if you want a clean slate.

THE REGULARS (50 of them)

• Edgelords — xXDarkRaven69Xx, NightOwl_3AM, D4rk_Ang3l, SadBoi_Hours, PoeticJustice
• Stoners — BongRipper420, 420BlazeQueen, CouchPotato_Joe, MidnightToker, ChillVibes_99
• Wine Moms — SoccerMomShelly, WineOclock_Jen, Karen_Manager, GossipGirl_2003, DramaLlama_69
• Chaos Agents — RageQuit_Kyle, MemeLord_9000, TrashPanda_69, CAPS_LOCK_DAN, Xx_N0SC0PE_xX
• Nerds — TechieTom, BookWorm_Betty, CryptoKing99, Xx_H4X0R_xX, ScienceNerd_42
• Gym Bros — GymBro_Chad, KarateMaster99, FitnessFiona, ALPHA_WOLF_X, SwoleSurfer_88
• Conspiracy Nuts — ConspiracyCarl, FlatEarth_Fred, AlienHunter_X, TimeTraveler_00, Mothman_Stan
• Wholesome — Sunshine_Sara, YogaMom_Lisa, CasualCarla, HugDealer_420, GoodVibes_Only
• Boomers — BoomerBill1955, RetiredRon, Grandpa_WiFi, VinylVince_70, ClassicRock_Dad
• Cringe — SmoothOperator, TikTok_Tammy, DJ_SpinMaster, PizzaSlayer666, xX_L0V3R_Xx

COMMANDS

• /me [action] — emote (e.g. /me sighs)
• /whisper [name] [msg] — DM a single NPC
• /kick — try to kick them. it won't work.
• /help — they will mock you for typing this

WARNINGS

This game contains: profanity, crude humor, dark jokes, edgelord poetry, fake potheads, fake suburban moms, references to Y2K-era internet culture, and NPCs that will absolutely call you names. If you can't handle a chatroom from 2002, this is not the game for you.