A HappyStoner5420 Games Production
"Where every game idea is a federal crime simulator"
Game Design & Vision
HappyStoner5420
"I just really, REALLY hate getting my mail"
3D Engine
Three.js (doing the actual heavy lifting)
HappyStoner5420 (making boxes look like a neighborhood)
Sound Design
Web Audio API โ 100% procedural beeps & boops
The constant ringing in your ears after this game
Special Thanks
Every HOA that has ever sent a fine
The IRS, for the endless creative inspiration
Whoever keeps mailing me pizza coupons at 2am
The concept of jury duty (and everyone it has wronged)
My neighbor Sandra (she knows what she did)
Legal Disclaimer
Mail theft is a federal crime (18 U.S.C. ยง 1708) punishable by up to 5 years imprisonment. This game is 100% fictional. HappyStoner5420 Games does not endorse, encourage, or provide instructions for actual mail theft. Unless it's HOA violation notices. Those you can absolutely take.