HOW TO PLAY

THE PITCH: You're a nobody on the streets of LA selling counterfeit "designer powders" — White Powder, Crystal Haze, Blue Dream — to gullible tourists and shady customers. It's all fake. None of it works. That's the joke. They never come back, but new fools show up every day.

CORE LOOP:

• BUY bricks of fake product from sketchy "Suppliers" (paint chalk, herb mix, sugar — they're conning you too).
• SELL on the streets across LA. Pick a corner. Pick a product. Push it.
• EARN cash and respect with every flip.
• WATCH YOUR HEAT. Sell too much, too fast — LAPD comes knocking. Heat too high? Cuffs.
• END DAY to advance time, pay your crew, and collect passive income from your dealers.

CLIMB THE LADDER:

• MANAGE CREW: Hire muscle when you're growing and fire crew when upkeep starts eating the operation alive.
• BUY CARS: Status symbols that boost respect and make suppliers cut deals.
• BUY PROPERTY: Trap houses, mansions, beach pads — earn passive cash and dodge raids.
• HITS: Take out rivals to leap ranks and clear heat.

RANKS: Street Corner Nobody → Block Hustler → Crew Boss → Captain → Kingpin → El Jefe of LA.

WARNING: No saves. If you get busted hard or whacked, that empire is dust. Start fresh, run it back.

CREDITS

A HAPPYSTONER5420 GAMES PRODUCTION

DESIGN, CODE, ART, EVERYTHING:

happystoner5420

SPECIAL THANKS:

Every fool who ever paid full price for baby powder.
The streets of LA for being weird.
Caffeine.
You, the player, for hustlin'.

This game is a work of satire. All characters, products, and events are fictional. Don't sell fake drugs. Don't sell real drugs. Just play games.

EXIT GAME?

You really leavin' the streets? Your hustle ain't gonna run itself.