How to Play

  1. You are the troll. Your handle is TrollLord_69. You think you're the main character.
  2. The feed is full of weirdos. 50 fictional FaceBlock personalities — conspiracy uncles, MLM moms, crypto bros, raw-milk dudes, manifestation queens.
  3. Comment on their posts. Type whatever roast you want. Click Comment. Posts react after a 30-second delay — they need time to look up at their phone.
  4. Use Messenger for instant replies. DMs are real-time. Type, hit send, they answer immediately.
  5. Send pictures and emojis. Use the 🖼️ button to attach an image, the 😀 button for emojis. NPCs notice what you send and react.
  6. The twist: they roast you back. Harder. With more confidence. The joke is on the troll.
  7. Refresh the feed for new posts. Every New Game starts a fresh world — nothing saves.

Credits

happystoner5420 Games
Design & Direction — happystoner5420
Code — happystoner5420
Writing — happystoner5420
Cast of 50 Internet Weirdos — happystoner5420
Engine — vanilla HTML5 / CSS3 / JS
Special thanks: anyone who has ever been ratio'd

All characters in Comment Section are fictional internet archetypes. Any resemblance to real persons living, dead, or terminally online is coincidental and absurd.

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