You are the worst person on a fake social network. Cause harmless drama, grow your clout,
post images from your own computer, survive DMs, and decide when to finally touch grass.
What happens outside can come back online with the same NPCs in the same run.
Your Stats
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Chaos
How much platform-wide nonsense you started.
🧠
Sanity
Gets cooked by bad replies, DM spirals, and secondhand embarrassment.
🌱
Grass Touch
Going outside heals you and changes what happens in the world.
⭐
Fame
Your strange celebrity meter. More fame means weirder outside reactions.
What You Can Do
- Post status updates and attach `.jpg` or `.png` images from your computer.
- Comment on NPC posts and watch conversations spiral in unexpected directions.
- DM NPCs directly. They remember you and they talk back with their own agendas.
- Refresh the feed manually so the layout stays stable instead of jumping around.
- Touch Grass to trigger reactive real-world satire scenes tied to the NPC you just pushed, threatened, flirted with, or embarrassed.
Touch Grass Fallout
Threats, insults, gossip, and flirting can all spill offline. A bad feud can turn into a real-world confrontation,
and a strong flirt arc can become a date or kiss scene with that exact NPC. When you go back online, the same NPCs
remember what happened and will DM you, comment about it, or drag other people into the aftermath.
How NPCs Behave
NPCs remember previous exchanges, react to slang, profanity, emojis, and attached image vibes,
start their own posts, DM each other, and can drag your name into new drama while you're busy elsewhere.
Win & Lose
Win: Grass Touch hits 100% and you break the loop for a while.
Lose: Sanity hits 0 and your whole identity becomes content.
