PACKAGING STATION
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Est. Stench:0
Postage:$0
Browse 40 mock addresses. Each NPC has a personality — nervous, angry, easily grossed out, or already calling the cops on principle.
Drag disgusting items into the cardboard box: bottled piss, dead cats, rats, poop bricks, rotten eggs, spoiled milk, used diapers, maggots, toenails, and more.
Hit SHIP. Watch in agonizingly photoreal SVG as the box gets sealed, slapped with a fake label, and tossed onto the truck.
NPCs may vomit, scream, faint, call the cops, call the FBI, call their mom, or strangely thank you. Some will retaliate. Some will subscribe.
Worse smells = more Stench Points. Spend them to unlock fouler items, bigger boxes, and "premium" express stink delivery.
Join the chat where all 40 NPCs discuss the packages. They talk to each other and you. Be careful what you say — confessing gets the cops called on you!
When NPCs call cops or FBI, you'll see detailed official reports with officer photos, evidence catalogues, and threat assessments. FBI uses fbi.jpg, Police use police.jpg.
Cops add +8 heat, FBI adds +18. At 100% heat, automatic FBI investigation triggers. Heat decays naturally over time (24 points/min), so lay low between shipments.
High stench + biohazard items can hospitalize NPCs for 45-135 seconds. You get billed for their ER visit. They can't receive packages while hospitalized.
NPCs understand profanity, gross terms, death threats, and crude humor. They have full conversations about packages, share experiences, and react based on personality.
NERVOUS (easily scared), ANGRY (aggressive), CALM (rational), WEIRDO (loves it), NARC (calls cops), WEAK STOMACH (vomits easily), TOUGH (unfazed), OBLIVIOUS (clueless), UNHINGED (chaotic), FED FRIEND (FBI contact).
Get reported too many times and the FBI shows up. Heat decays over time. Keep it spicy, not federal. Don't confess in chat!