Run a public restroom so legendary that even the king holds it in just to visit. Make money, keep things clean, and don't let supplies run dry.
Drag the fee slider. Charge $0 to flood the place with desperate customers and tips. Charge $5+ and watch the snobs come in (and the broke ones bust the door).
Paper, soap, towels. If you run out, customers leave… unwiped. Reputation takes a hit. Restock from the shop.
Click a dirty stall to clean it. Dirty stalls = angry guests. Filthy stalls = a biohazard incident.
Some guests skip the fee, smoke, or vandalize. Click them. Polite ask = chance they pay. Boot them = guaranteed but reputation drop.
Buy auto-cleaners, fancy decor, golden urinals, and air fresheners. Each day ends and you bank your earnings.
High rep = more customers + bigger tips. Low rep = empty stalls and bad Yelp reviews from people named Karen.
Reach $10,000 in the bank and you officially become the Lord of the Loo. Or lose all reputation and get evicted. Glory or sewage.
Are you sure you want to abandon your royal restroom empire?
All unsaved poop will be flushed.
The royal restroom has been sealed.
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