👮 YOU ARE THE WARDEN

Welcome to the most dysfunctional prison in the country. YOU run this circus. Keep order, make money, and try not to laugh too hard at your inmates' misery.

💰 ECONOMY

You earn $500/day per inmate. Use this cash to hire guards, build facilities, and buy equipment. More inmates = more cash = more chaos.

🥊 PUNISHMENTS

• Spanking: Classic discipline. Reduces morale, increases comedy. ($50)
• Deny Food: Hungry inmates are quiet inmates... for a while. ($0)
• Solitary (The Hole): Time out for grown-ups. Very effective. ($100)
• Bean Bag Gun: Non-lethal persuasion at high velocity. ($75)
• Pepper Ball Gun: Spicy justice delivery system. ($100)
• Pepper Fog: Area denial for the whole cellblock. ($200)

⚔ FIGHTS

Inmates WILL fight. Click SEND GUARDS to break it up. Guards with equipment respond faster. Unbroken fights damage your reputation and cost repairs.

🔒 LOCKDOWN

Emergency lockdown sends all inmates to their cells immediately. All activities (movie, yard time) are suspended. Fights are stopped. Use when things get out of control!

📣 ROLL CALL

Ends all current activities and brings inmates out for head count. Use to wake inmates from lights out, end movie time, or finish yard time. Reduces aggression by 5.

🌙 ACTIVITIES

• Lights Out: Sends inmates to cells for sleep. Reduces aggression. Toggle on/off.
• Yard Time: Inmates exercise outside. +10 morale, -5 aggression. Requires Exercise Yard.
• Movie Night: Inmates watch movies in theater. +15 morale, -10 aggression. Costs $100. Requires Movie Theater.

💪 GUARDS

Hire guards ($200/day each). Equip them with gear. More guards = less chaos. Or more chaos. Depends on how you use them.

🎯 GOAL

Survive as long as possible, keep your prison running, maintain order (or don't), and have the most hilariously dysfunctional prison in the state!