"The youngest, most dangerous resident they've ever seen."
HOW TO PLAY
You are Steven Woerz, 44. You've been placed in Sunset Pines Nursing Home by mistake. The staff won't listen. The residents are terrified. It's time to raise hell.
🚿Pee on People — Assert dominance. Maximum disgust.
🦯Kick Crutches — Send the elderly tumbling
🚬Smoke Cigarettes — Blow smoke in faces, set off alarms
🥫Kick Soda Machine — Free sodas! And dents.
🔥Light Trash on Fire — Arson is always an option
🧯Spray Fire Extinguisher — Blind everyone in foam
🚨Pull Fire Alarm — Maximum panic mode
♿Push/Kick Wheelchairs — Bowling for boomers
SCORING
Every act of chaos earns Mayhem Points. Chain combos for multipliers. Get a 5-star Wanted Level before the orderlies catch you. How much mayhem can you cause before they sedate you?
CREDITS
A happystoner5420 Games Production
Game Design & Development happystoner5420 Games
Starring Steven Woerz as Himself
Supporting Cast
Ethel "The Screamer" McGee
Harold "Crutch King" Patterson
Mildred "Wheelchair Warrior" Jones
Nurse Ratched 2.0
Big Tony the Orderly
...and many more unfortunate souls
Special Thanks
Every nursing home that inspired this nightmare
Coffee. So much coffee.
The lawyers who said "don't do this"
No actual elderly people were harmed in the making of this game.
Steven Woerz is a fictional character. Probably.
This game is satire. Please don't actually do any of this.