🏢 YOUR AGENCY

You're the manager of a failing escort agency in a city full of corrupt politicians, eccentric millionaires, and absolute degenerates. Your job? Make bank, avoid jail, and keep your sanity.

📋 GAMEPLAY LOOP

• Receive Bookings: Clients request appointments. Some are VIPs, some are trouble.
• Match & Schedule: Assign your escorts to clients based on compatibility.
• Collect Payment: Ka-ching! But watch out for cheapskates and scammers.
• Handle Events: Police raids, celebrity scandals, rival agency sabotage — it never stops.
• Upgrade: Better office, security, advertising. Go from slumlord to kingpin.

👥 ESCORTS

Each escort has unique stats: Charisma, Reliability, Appearance, Negotiation, Stress, Reputation, and Loyalty. Keep them happy or they'll quit... or worse.

💰 CLIENTS

Clients range from broke perverts to billionaire weirdos. Each has a budget, patience level, and preferred "type." Match wisely.

⚠️ WATCH OUT FOR

• Police Heat: Too much attention = raid = game over.
• Staff Burnout: Overworked escorts = drama = lost clients.
• Rival Agencies: They'll steal your clients and sabotage your business.
• Media Scandals: One leaked photo and you're on the evening news.

🏆 WIN CONDITIONS

• Reach $1,000,000 in revenue
• Become the city's top agency
• Maintain 90% client satisfaction
• Avoid shutdown by authorities

Or just see how long you can survive in this cesspool of humanity.