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EMERGENCY
EXCUSE
HOTLINE
Secret Service of Bullsh*t
Messages
Agent Rank: Rookie
online
You work for the world's most elite (and shady) excuse-making agency. People who are in deep sh*t text you for help.
NPCs will text you demanding money, explanations, or both. Type ANY excuse, lie, insult, or desperate plea you can think of. The NPCs will respond intelligently to whatever you say.
Each NPC wants money. You can keep bullsh*tting them forever, or hit the PAY button to settle the debt and remove them from your life. Pay off ALL NPCs to win.
Your excuses build reputation: Honest (boring but works), Creative (ridiculous genius), or Chaos (you made it worse). Your score is tracked.
This game contains adult humor, profanity, and dark comedy. If you're easily offended, this ain't for you. You've been warned.
A happystoner5420 Games Production
Game Design & Concept
happystoner5420
Development
happystoner5420 Games
NPC Personalities & Writing
happystoner5420
All Rights Reserved
© 2026 happystoner5420 Games
No actual bill collectors were harmed
in the making of this game.
...probably.
You magnificent bastard, you actually did it.