HAPPYSTONER5420 GAMES

STREETS OF LA

INTERNAL AFFAIRS

Every Decision Matters
R
DARK COMEDY · POLICE SANDBOX · ACTION RPG

HOW TO PLAY

YOUR ROLE

You are a Patrol Officer in a fictional Los Angeles. Every encounter, every decision, every action shapes your career. Stay professional and enforce the law - or face the consequences.

CONTROLS

  • Mouse Click — Click on NPC faces to interact
  • Type & Enter — Chat with NPCs in dialog
  • ESC — Pause Menu
  • Dialog Buttons — Use actions like DETAIN, SEARCH, ARREST, SHOOT, RELEASE

INTERACTIONS

Click any NPC to open the interaction dialog. You can:

  • Chat — Type messages and ask questions
  • Detain — Handcuff suspects to prevent fleeing
  • Search — Check for weapons, drugs, evidence
  • Arrest — Take suspects into custody
  • Use Force — Pepper spray, baton, taser
  • Shoot — Lethal force (use with caution!)
  • Release — Let them go free

USE OF FORCE

Every action is reviewed!

  • Wrongful arrests = Complaints filed
  • Unjustified shootings = Instant termination after 3
  • Sexual harassment = Automatic complaints
  • 20 complaints = You're FIRED!
  • Only shoot armed criminals or face consequences

DIALOGUE SYSTEM

NPCs respond to what you say! Try asking:

  • "Are you drunk?" — Drunk NPCs will admit or deny
  • "Are you high?" — Drug users respond differently
  • "Show me ID" — Request identification
  • "Where are you going?" — Question their activities
  • "You're under arrest" — See their reaction
  • "Do you have a gun?" — Check for weapons
  • Be professional or face complaints!

NPC TYPES

  • Pedestrians — Innocent civilians
  • Suspicious — Watch closely
  • Criminals — May have contraband
  • Drunk in Public — Slurred speech, stumbling
  • Armed & Dangerous — Use extreme caution!

COMPLAINTS

NPCs can file complaints for:

  • Sexual harassment
  • Threats and intimidation
  • Wrongful arrest without cause
  • Unjustified use of force
  • Unprofessional conduct
  • 20 complaints = GAME OVER

OBJECTIVES

Your goal is to maintain order while following proper procedure:

  • Arrest criminals legally
  • Search only with probable cause
  • Use appropriate force levels
  • Avoid complaints and misconduct
  • Survive your shift without being fired!

CREDITS

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Bringing Chaos to Your Precinct Since Always
Game Design & Direction
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Programming
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Art & Visual Design
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Writing & Dark Comedy Dialogue
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Audio Design
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Special Thanks
Caffeine, Chaos, and the LAPD Complaint Form (Form IA-247-B)
This game is a work of satire and dark comedy fiction. All characters, events, and locations are fictional. No real officers, agencies, or individuals are depicted.
Rated R — Dark Comedy / Mature Content / Satirical Violence

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⚠️ INTERNAL AFFAIRS INVESTIGATION
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