📋 HOW TO PLAY
🎯 YOUR JOB
You are a TSA agent at Gate 69 of Flighty McFlightface International Airport. Passengers will approach your checkpoint. Your job: figure out who should board and who should not.
🔍 SCREENING
- Type questions in the chat box to interrogate passengers
- Watch their face image for visual clues — are they sweating? Swaying?
- Click SCAN LUGGAGE to check their bags for contraband
- Check their status indicators for drunk/high/suspicious flags
✅ DECISIONS
- ALLOW BOARDING — Let them through. Hope for the best.
- DENY BOARDING — Send them packing. The right call?
- DETAIN — Hold them for extra screening (and paperwork hell)
⚠️ CONSEQUENCES
Bad decisions have real consequences. Let a drunk through? Flight chaos. Contraband? Security incident. Too many screw-ups and you're fired — or worse, the news crew shows up.
📊 SCORING
Earn points for correct calls. Lose points (and your dignity) for bad ones. Try to make it through a full shift without causing an international incident.
⭐ CREDITS
The Studio That Dared
GAME DESIGN & DEVELOPMENT
happystoner5420
ART DIRECTION
happystoner5420
(yes, he does everything)
AUDIO
Web Audio API
(procedurally generated chaos)
SPECIAL THANKS
Every TSA agent who's ever had to deal with this nonsense.
You are the real heroes. Or not. We're not sure.
DEDICATED TO
Anyone who's ever been patted down at an airport
and had to smile about it.
This game is a work of dark comedy fiction.
Any resemblance to actual TSA incompetence is purely coincidental and also entirely accurate.
Awaiting next passenger...