Cause maximum chaos in the Dewey Decimal Death Zone. Prank every NPC, enrage the librarian, and rack up a chaos score before getting thrown out. Reach 1000 chaos to WIN!
Click an NPC to select them as a target.
Click a Prank Button to unleash unholy library chaos.
Watch the Chaos Meter fill up — higher = funnier.
Dodge the Librarian when she's on the warpath.
Individual Target Pranks: Slap, water spray, spitball, fake sneeze, paper ball, mustache drawing
Area-of-Effect Pranks: Yell, scream, fire alarm, extinguisher, book stack, loud music, fart, air horn, phone prank
NEW: Pass handwritten notes!
You can pass notes: Select an NPC and write jokes, flirt, be weird, or complain. They write back with 100+ possible responses!
NPCs pass notes to YOU: After you prank someone individually, they send revenge notes! Area pranks have 30% chance of complaint notes. Read them and click "GOT IT!"
Sweet Flirting: Library card jokes, compliments, coffee invites (safe!)
Humor: Jokes, puns, library humor
Avoid: Threats, profanity, sexual content, creepy flirting, insults - these get you REPORTED to the librarian!
After pranking an NPC directly, they send you an angry/hilarious revenge note! Over 90+ unique messages including threats, complaints about ruined clothes, demands for money, and comedy gold. Read them for maximum humor!
Mrs. Hushmore accumulates FURY through:
• High-chaos pranks (60+ points)
• NPCs reporting your offensive notes
• Random chance on medium pranks
Three strikes = EJECTED!
• Good jokes and respectful flirting add ZERO chaos!
• Individual pranks trigger revenge notes (hilarious!)
• Threats, profanity, sexual content = instant report
• Area pranks hit everyone but might trigger complaint notes
• Mix pranks with notes for maximum entertainment!
