HOW TO PLAY

OBJECTIVE

Survive the streets of Drunk Town! Panhandle for cash, buy booze & smokes, avoid the cops, and try not to end up in jail... again.

STATS

  • 💵 Cash - Money from panhandling. Spend it wisely (on booze).
  • 🍺 Drunk Level - Gets higher as you drink. Watch out!
  • 🌿 High Level - Delta 8 gets you stoned. Reduces heat & stress!
  • ❤️ Health - Don't let it hit zero.
  • 🚔 Heat Level - Too high and the cops show up.

LOCATIONS

  • Liquor Store - Buy beer, liquor, snacks & food.
  • Smoke Shop - Buy cigarettes, cigars & more.
  • Iron Paradise Gym - Try to enter, talk to owner, or insult him. WARNING: Owner is a jerk and will call cops!
  • Homeless Camp - Sleep & recover. Cops patrol sometimes.
  • Park Restroom - A questionable refuge.
  • Gym Dumpster - Drink, pee & poop. Owner HATES you.
  • Business Dumpster - Another drinking spot.
  • Drink Spot - Residential area. Residents will call cops.

TIPS

  • Panhandle outside the Liquor Store or Smoke Shop to earn cash.
  • Eat food EVERY DAY or your health will decline when you sleep!
  • Sleep at the Homeless Camp to lower Heat Level and recover.
  • If arrested, you lose your cash and items!
  • The higher your Drunk Level, the funnier (and worse) things get.
  • Delta 8 reduces heat and helps you chill out.

CREDITS

HappyStoner5420 Games

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Homeless Town Drunk Simulator

Game DesignHappyStoner5420
ProgrammingHappyStoner5420
Art DirectionHappyStoner5420
Story & WritingHappyStoner5420
Sound DesignHappyStoner5420
Quality AssuranceHappyStoner5420's Couch
Moral SupportA 40oz & A Dream
Special ThanksEveryone who ever gave a dollar

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This game is a work of dark humor fiction. Drink responsibly. Or don't. You're homeless anyway.

💵
CASH
$0.00
🍺
DRUNK
🌿
HIGH
❤️
HEALTH
🚔
HEAT
🕐
DAY
Day 1
Scene
INVENTORY