FBI RETIRED
SCAMBUSTER
© 2026 happystoner5420 Games | "Don't Get Scammed, Get Even"
Harold "Hack" Jenkins
Age 70 · Retired FBI Cyber Division
35 Years Busting Scumbags
v1.0.0 — Offline Edition
© 2026 happystoner5420 Games | "Don't Get Scammed, Get Even"
You are Harold "Hack" Jenkins — 70-year-old retired FBI Cyber agent. Scammers keep calling you. Play along, waste their time, reverse-hack their PC, expose their files, and ultimately BUST THE OPERATION.
A random scammer calls you. Type responses in the chat box. Play dumb, ask stupid questions, waste their time — the longer you keep them talking the more your Trace Meter fills up.
When the scammer asks to connect to your PC, hit "Allow Connection". A fake Windows 11 desktop appears. The scammer will poke around while your Reverse Hack power builds.
Once Reverse Hack meter is full, hit "REVERSE HACK". You're now IN their PC. Browse hilarious & incriminating files, plant a virus, lock their screen, or nuke their entire operation.
This game contains extremely crude language, dark humor, and profanity. The scammer AI knows every insult ever invented. You've been warned, you beautiful old bastard.
Special Thanks
To every scammer who ever called a grandma asking for Google Play cards. This one's for you. Hope you enjoy prison.
This game is a work of dark comedy fiction. All characters and activities are fictional and satirical.