DIRTY
ICE CREAM
SHOP

🍦 YOUR MISSION

You're a deranged ice cream vendor. Serve customers the most disgusting ice cream concoctions imaginable. The grosser, the better. Try not to get shut down... or maybe do. We don't judge.

🎮 CONTROLS

• Click ingredients in the left panel to add them to your ice cream
• Click ice cream base at the top to pick your base flavor
• Click SERVE to hand it to the waiting customer
• Watch the chaos unfold as customers react!

💰 SCORING

• Each ingredient adds to your Gross-O-Meter™
• The grosser the combo, the more Infamy Points you earn
• Hospitalizing a customer = JACKPOT bonus
• Getting a 5-star Gross Review = Extra points

⚠️ SPECIAL ITEMS

• Piss turns the scoop yellow
• Poop attracts visible flies
• Laxative Pills make customers urgently sprint to the bathroom
• Psychedelic Shrooms make NPCs trip out with wild hallucinations
• Mystery Meat — don't ask, don't tell

🏥 CONSEQUENCES

Customers may: Vomit on site, Faint, Call an ambulance, Trip out and see unicorns, Urgently sprint away, Or inexplicably ask for more.