📚 HOW TO PLAY

🎯 OBJECTIVE

You are a brave (or insane) teacher at Sunshine Valley Adult Special Education. Your students are grown-ass adults who act like feral kindergartners. Teach them math, science, history, and English without having a complete mental breakdown.

🧑‍🏫 YOUR JOB

  • Click on a student to interact with them
  • Answer educational questions to earn TEACHER POINTS
  • Keep classroom chaos below the CHAOS METER limit
  • Survive all 5 class periods to WIN

🎲 STUDENT BEHAVIOR

  • Students randomly throw paper balls, spit wads, and slam books
  • They slap each other, cuss, and say R-rated things
  • Click the DISCIPLINE button to calm them down
  • Use the GOLD STAR button to reward good behavior

📊 SCORING

  • +50 pts — Correct answer
  • +25 pts — Discipline a student
  • -30 pts — Wrong answer
  • -50 pts — Chaos level maxes out

⚠️ WARNING

This game contains extremely crude dark humor, adult language, and chaotic classroom mayhem. If you are offended by anything... you probably shouldn't be a special ed teacher.

⭐ CREDITS

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"We Make Games So You Don't Have To Teach Real People"
Game Designhappystoner5420
Lead Programmerhappystoner5420
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Quality AssuranceNobody — it shipped as-is
Special ThanksEvery teacher who ever survived a rough class
Dedicated ToThe students who somehow pass anyway
v1.0.0 — 100% Offline • No Saves Required • Chaos Guaranteed
SCORE
0
PERIOD
1/5
CHAOS
TIME
2:00
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