🎅 The Premise
You are an adult with questionable life choices and a direct line to Santa Claus. Write him a letter. Ask for anything. The elves will manufacture it. Santa will respond personally. Nobody is judging you. (Santa is absolutely judging you.)
📜 How It Works
Type your Christmas wish in the letter area on the left. Be specific. Be honest. Be outrageous. Hit the big red button. Santa reads it. Santa responds. The elves add a footnote. Everyone is scarred for life.
💡 Example Requests
"Dear Santa, I want a Ferrari, a stripper, and revenge on my boss."
"Can I have a million dollars and world domination please?"
"I want an RTX 5090 gaming PC and 40 bottles of whiskey."
"Santa please get me a girlfriend. I'm desperate."
"I want everything. ALL of it. The whole world."
"Just send me a pizza honestly."
🔄 New Game
Each time you click New Game from the main menu, your previous letter is cleared and you start fresh. Each request replaces the last response. Santa's memory is conveniently terrible (the whiskey helps).
🔊 Tips
• The more specific and outrageous your request, the funnier the response.
• Santa has MANY opinions. Insult him. Compliment him. Ask him weird things.
• The elf footnotes are often funnier than Santa's response.
• Click the response area to skip the typewriter animation.
• Ctrl+Enter sends the letter.
⚠️ This is an adult dark comedy game.
Contains crude humor, adult themes, and content not suitable for children.
Santa is a fictional character. The elves are fictional characters.
This game does not actually fulfill any of these requests. We checked.