1Type anything into the sermon editor — the stranger, the cruder, the more unhinged, the better.
2Press DELIVER SERMON and watch Pastor Pete read your words live from the pulpit.
3Congregation NPCs react in real time — gasps, gossip, fainting, rage, crying, clapping, or walking out.
4The Chaos Meter tracks how much mayhem you've caused. Fill it for special events!
5Each New Game starts fresh with a brand new congregation. No saves. No mercy.
⚠️ This game contains extreme dark humor, crude language simulation, and outrageous fictional scenarios. It's all fake. Jesus, probably.