Welcome to the Windows 98 Safe Virus Simulator!

1. Click Start New Session to boot into a simulated Windows 98 desktop.
2. Double-click the ☣ Virus Lab icon on the desktop to open the Virus Selection Panel.
3. Browse 500+ MEMZ-style retro viruses. Each has a name, danger rating, and description.
4. Click Unleash Virus to deploy it. The panel minimizes to the taskbar.
5. Watch the chaos unfold on the fake Windows 98 desktop!
6. Click the Virus Lab tab on the taskbar to re-open the panel and add more viruses.
7. Press ESC at any time to stop ALL viruses instantly.
8. Use the Start Menu → Return to Main Menu to start a fresh session.

⚠️ This is a 100% SAFE simulation. No real malware. No system changes. Pure comedy!