Each New Game spins up a fresh, antivirus-free machine. Pick a device, then start unleashing your 500+ payloads across 58 strains.
The right panel is the Diabolical Codex — a huge grimoire of fake virus commands, grouped by category. Search it, browse it, fear it.
Click + add on any command to drop it into the editor, or type HexBatch yourself. It looks like BATCH / QBASIC but is 100% invented and does nothing in the real world.
Stack commands line by line. Use WAIT n for timing and REPEAT n … ENDREPEAT to loop chaos. Mix screen melts, popups, ransom notes and roasts.
Hit the big red UNLEASH button and watch the fake Windows 11 machine lose its mind. Hit Repair anytime to reset it.
REM this is a comment SUMMON "MyVirus" name your creation POPUP "text here" string argument in quotes SPAM POPUPS 30 number argument WAIT 2 pause 2 seconds REPEAT 5 loop start GLITCH SCREEN ENDREPEAT loop end REPAIR undo everything
⚠ This is a comedic simulation. HexBatch is not a real programming language, the "viruses" are pure animation, no real files or systems are ever touched, and nothing here works outside this game.
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Design • Code • Diabolical Codex • AI-generated assets
DIABOLICAL HACK
A 100% offline, 100% fictional dark-humor sandbox.
No antivirus was harmed. No real code exists here.