BUILD MODE โ click the grass to place a complete room ยท right-click / Esc to cancel
Skill
Salary
HOSPITAL SIM
โ๏ธ Critical Condition โ๏ธ
Dark humor. Desperate patients. Questionable medicine.
happystoner5420 Games ยท 2026 ยท 100% offline
๐ How to Play
Goal: Start with a blank lot. Build complete rooms, hire staff, and cure (or don't) the endless stream of patients. Keep money and reputation above zero.
๐๏ธ Building rooms
Click ๐๏ธ Build (or press B), pick a room, then click the grass to place it. Every room comes fully furnished โ walls, floor, door, and all its equipment. Start with a Reception Lobby so patients can check in. Then add a Doctor's Office, Pharmacy, Surgery Room, Recovery Ward, a Restroom, and a Break Room. Use ๐งจ Demolish to sell a room back for 50%.
โ Staff breaks
Click โ Go on Break on the bottom bar to send every staff member to the Break Room for coffee, snacks and a restroom stop. Patients head back to the waiting rooms while they're away. Click ๐ Back to Work to bring everyone back.
๐ฅ Hiring
Click ๐ฅ Hire โ pick a role. You can only hire once the matching room is built: Receptionist (Reception Lobby), Doctor (Doctor's Office), Nurse (Pharmacy), Surgeon (Surgery Room). Staff collect a daily wage.
๐ Patient flow
Patients arrive, check in at the Reception Desk, then the receptionist routes them to the right room: Exam Table (diagnosis), Med Station (pills), Injection Cart (shots), Surgery Table (surgery), and Recovery Beds. Patients lie down on the tables during exams and surgery.
๐ Death & drama
Treatments can fail โ wrong meds, shaky surgeon hands. Patients can die. That hurts reputation. Keep them alive (or at least moving) to get paid.
๐ฎ Controls
WASD / Arrow keys or drag to pan ยท mouse wheel to zoom ยท B build ยท Esc cancel ยท Space pause.
๐ฌ Credits
Hospital Sim: Critical Condition
An original dark-comedy hospital sandbox.
Design ยท Code ยท "Medicine" โ happystoner5420 Games
Special thanks to nobody's insurance company.
No patients were harmed in the making of this game. *(Some were. Statistically speaking.)*
ยฉ 2026 happystoner5420 Games ยท 100% offline ยท No microtransactions, only malpractice.