ARMOR
RAMPAGE
SCORE
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12 GAUGE
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WASD move · Mouse aim · Click shoot · Shift sprint · ESC pause

PARKING LOT

RAMPAGE

A 100% OFFLINE DARK-HUMOR SHOTGUN SIMULATOR
© 2026 happystoner5420 Games · No refunds · No survivors

HOW TO PLAY

WASD / Arrows — move

Mouse — aim the boomstick

Left Click — pump-action blast

E — open doors / kick vending machines

Shift — sprint

ESC — pause


💥 Blow out car windows, flatten tires, pop stop signs, shred trees, and turn newspaper machines into confetti.

🛒 Shoppers carry their haul out of the store. Shoot their bags for bonus groceries.

👮 Rampage too hard and SWAT rolls in with machineguns. They drop ammo when they drop.

🥤 Vending machines are NOT bulletproof. Neither is the storefront glass.

💀 Your armor bar is your life. When it hits zero, the parking lot wins.

CREDITS

A GAME BY

happystoner5420 Games!

Design, code, blood & confetti — happystoner5420

Shotgun ergonomics consultant — a very patient mannequin

SWAT training — performed by professionals on a closed parking lot

No shoppers were harmed in the making of this game.
All of them were harmed in the playing of it.

PAUSED

"Sir, this is a parking lot."

YOU DIED

Cleanup on every aisle.

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