HappyStoner5420 Productions · HTML5 Edition
HappyStoner5420 Productions

CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER

Nobody plays a stranger — set your name, sex and look before the clock starts.

HappyStoner5420 Productions

SAVE GAMES

HappyStoner5420 Productions

HOW TO PLAY

Win the game

Bank $1,200,000 and earn a Doctorate. Either one alone is not enough.

Time is the enemy

Every week you get 60 hours. Travel, work, study, eat and sleep all eat into it. Hit zero and your week is over.

Survive

Hunger drops 20 every week. Three weeks with an empty stomach and you die. Rent is $500 every 4 weeks - unpaid rent garnishes half your wages.

Spend hours wisely

  • Work shift - 6h (paid as 8 hours)
  • Study session - 6h
  • Apply for a job - 4h
  • Enter a building - 2h
  • Relax at home - 6h
  • Travel - 10h per lap, × vehicle factor

Vehicles change everything

Bus Pass ×0.5 · Scooter ×0.4 · Car ×0.25 · Luxury ×0.2. A car can double the shifts you fit into a week.

Casino

Slots (progressive jackpot), Blackjack (3:2) and 8-ball pool with real physics. Every table costs 2 hours.

Or rob the bank

Buy a weapon at the Gun Store and hit the ROBBABLE bank. 25% / 50% / 75% success. Get caught and you lose every dollar.

Tips

Trade Certificate → EMT is the fastest early jump. Buy the outfit your next job needs. Never gamble your tuition money.

No Time To Stop

P1's turn · Week 1 · 60 of 60 hours left

P1
$0
60 of 60 hours
YOUR TURN

BIG FAT BURGER

$0
60h

CASINO ROYALE

GAME OVER