Drity Starbucks Coffee Simulator
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☕ DIRTY STARBUCKS SIMULATOR ☕
The Most Chaotic Coffee Parody Ever Created
🎮 GAME DESCRIPTION
Dirty Starbucks Simulator is an outrageous parody game where you play as a morally bankrupt barista running the worst coffee shop imaginable. Your goal? Make $1,000,000 by serving the most disgusting, chaotic, and downright criminal beverages to unsuspecting customers.
🎯 OBJECTIVE
Earn $1,000,000 in dirty money by crafting and serving increasingly horrifying drinks to customers. The worse the drink, the more chaos you cause, and the more money you earn!
⚙️ GAMEPLAY FEATURES
☕ 140+ Disgusting Drinks
From "Basic Swamp Water" to "Universe Ender" - unlock and serve an absurd variety of nightmare beverages including:
- Toxic Mocha ☢️
- Sewage Latte 🚽
- Radioactive Roast ☣️
- Satan's Special 😈
- Cthulhu Cold Brew 🐙
- And many more horrors...
🧪 Secret Ingredients
Add "special" ingredients to make drinks even worse:
- Bodily fluids
- Industrial chemicals
- Expired substances
- Things that should never be in coffee
👥 20 Unique Customers
Each customer has a unique face and personality:
- Karen, Becky, Chad, Kyle
- Wine Mom Wendy, Crypto Craig
- TikTok Tina, Boomer Bill
- Queen Karen the Third
- And more stereotypes to torment!
😱 Hilarious Customer Reactions
Watch customers react to your creations with:
- Mild confusion 🤔
- Violent vomiting 🤮
- Explosive diarrhea 💩
- Hospitalization 🏥
- Death ☠️
- Reality-breaking chaos 🌀
💰 Shop System
Earn money to unlock:
- New drink recipes
- More disgusting ingredients
- Chaos-inducing extras
📊 Stats Tracking
Track your horrible achievements:
- Total vomits caused
- Customers hospitalized
- Deaths on record
- Chaos events triggered
- And more disturbing metrics
🕹️ CONTROLS
- Select a base drink from the menu
- Add ingredients to make it worse
- Click "SERVE THIS DISASTER" to serve the customer
- Watch the chaos unfold and collect your dirty money
- Return to Main Menu anytime to start fresh
⚠️ DISCLAIMER
THIS IS A PARODY GAME FOR ENTERTAINMENT ONLY.
This game is purely satirical and does not represent or endorse any real business, person, or activity. No actual beverages, customers, or coffee shops were harmed in the making of this game. Please don't actually do any of these things. Drink responsibly. ☕
🏆 WIN CONDITION
Reach $1,000,000 in earnings to achieve coffee chaos mastery and unlock the victory screen!
"Where every cup is a crime against humanity" 💀☕💀
