Ultra-Real Weed Smoking Simulator

Overview

A browser-based interactive simulation game where players experience a virtual cannabis smoking session with 100 unique strains, realistic smoke physics, and psychedelic visual effects that intensify as you get higher.

Core Gameplay

Smoking Mechanics

• Take a Hit: Hold SPACE or click & hold the TAKE HIT button to inhale smoke. The longer you hold, the bigger the hit and more smoke accumulated.
• Exhale: Press E or click EXHALE to release smoke clouds. Bigger hits = more volumetric smoke particles.
• High Meter: Build your high level from 0-100%. Higher levels trigger more intense visual effects and hallucinations.
• Natural Decay: Your high gradually decreases over time (after 5 seconds of not hitting), so keep smoking to maintain your level.

Strain Selection

• 100 Unique Strains organized into 4 categories:
  • Indica - Relaxing, sedating effects (e.g., Northern Lights, Granddaddy Purple, Bubba Kush)
  • Sativa - Energizing, uplifting effects
  • Hybrid - Balanced effects
  • Exotic - Rare strains with unique trippy properties
• Each strain has unique attributes:
  • THC Level (affects trip intensity)
  • CBD Level
  • Trippy Rating (affects hallucination frequency)
  • Custom smoke color & density
  • Unique effect profile (different visual effects per strain)
  • Humor lines (stoner thoughts that appear when high)

Visual Systems

Hyper-Photoreal SVG Room

• Detailed room environment with wood grain textures, fabric patterns, carpet pile
• Furniture, lighting, ambient dust particles
• Animated candle flame
• Animated lighter

Volumetric Smoke System

• Up to 400 smoke particles with realistic physics
• Turbulence, swirl, and gravity simulation
• Strain-specific smoke colors
• Particles grow, fade, and rise naturally

Trippy Visual Effects (15+ effect types)

Intensity scales with high level and strain THC/trippy values:

• Chromatic Aberration - RGB color splitting
• Wobble/Breathing - Screen pulsing and scaling
• Hue Shift - Color rotation
• Kaleidoscope - Geometric color patterns
• Fractal Patterns - Sacred geometry rings
• Spiral - Rotating spiral overlays
• Wave Distortion - Wavy screen lines
• Color Pulse - Pulsing rainbow gradients
• Starfield - Moving stars
• Sacred Geometry - Rotating geometric shapes
• Plasma - Organic plasma blobs
• Tunnel - Hypnotic tunnel effect
• Ripple - Expanding ring distortion
• Prism - Rainbow ray projections
• Matrix - Falling Japanese characters

Hallucination System

When high enough, floating images appear and animate across the screen:

• Creatures: Pink elephants, dancing monkeys, weird clowns, aliens, rainbow cats
• Faces: Laughing demons, moon faces, stoned faces, floating eyes
• Munchies: Happy burgers, chip bags, cookies, magic brownies, crazy cakes
• Trippy: Mushrooms, floating stars, weird planets, trippy smileys
• Rare: Satan with pipe (65%+ high), leprechauns, dancing elves, weird bikers

Audio System

• Procedurally Generated Sounds:
  • Inhale breathing sound
  • Exhale whoosh
  • Lighter click/flame
  • Cough effect
  • Bubbling sounds
  • Ambient background
• Background Music (looping)
• Volume Controls with mute toggle

User Interface

• Main Menu with Start Game, How to Play, Exit options
• Strain Menu (press TAB or click 🍃) with filtering by type
• High Meter - Visual progress bar on the right side
• Control Buttons - TAKE HIT and EXHALE with glow effects
• Humor Text - Stoner thoughts appear on screen when high
• Exit to Menu Button (🏠) - Return to main menu anytime
• Audio Toggle (🔊) - Mute/unmute sounds

Controls

Technical Stack

• Pure HTML/CSS/JavaScript - No frameworks
• SVG Graphics - Room and bud rendering
• Canvas - Smoke particles and visual effects
• Web Audio API - Procedural sound generation
• CSS Variables - Theming and dynamic styling