Ultra-Real Weed Smoking Simulator
Overview
A browser-based interactive simulation game where players experience a virtual cannabis smoking session with 100 unique strains, realistic smoke physics, and psychedelic visual effects that intensify as you get higher.
Core Gameplay
Smoking Mechanics
- Take a Hit: Hold
SPACE or click & hold the TAKE HIT button to inhale smoke. The longer you hold, the bigger the hit and more smoke accumulated.
- Exhale: Press
E or click EXHALE to release smoke clouds. Bigger hits = more volumetric smoke particles.
- High Meter: Build your high level from 0-100%. Higher levels trigger more intense visual effects and hallucinations.
- Natural Decay: Your high gradually decreases over time (after 5 seconds of not hitting), so keep smoking to maintain your level.
Strain Selection
- 100 Unique Strains organized into 4 categories:
- Indica - Relaxing, sedating effects (e.g., Northern Lights, Granddaddy Purple, Bubba Kush)
- Sativa - Energizing, uplifting effects
- Hybrid - Balanced effects
- Exotic - Rare strains with unique trippy properties
- Each strain has unique attributes:
- THC Level (affects trip intensity)
- CBD Level
- Trippy Rating (affects hallucination frequency)
- Custom smoke color & density
- Unique effect profile (different visual effects per strain)
- Humor lines (stoner thoughts that appear when high)
Visual Systems
Hyper-Photoreal SVG Room
- Detailed room environment with wood grain textures, fabric patterns, carpet pile
- Furniture, lighting, ambient dust particles
- Animated candle flame
- Animated lighter
Volumetric Smoke System
- Up to 400 smoke particles with realistic physics
- Turbulence, swirl, and gravity simulation
- Strain-specific smoke colors
- Particles grow, fade, and rise naturally
Trippy Visual Effects (15+ effect types)
Intensity scales with high level and strain THC/trippy values:
- Chromatic Aberration - RGB color splitting
- Wobble/Breathing - Screen pulsing and scaling
- Hue Shift - Color rotation
- Kaleidoscope - Geometric color patterns
- Fractal Patterns - Sacred geometry rings
- Spiral - Rotating spiral overlays
- Wave Distortion - Wavy screen lines
- Color Pulse - Pulsing rainbow gradients
- Starfield - Moving stars
- Sacred Geometry - Rotating geometric shapes
- Plasma - Organic plasma blobs
- Tunnel - Hypnotic tunnel effect
- Ripple - Expanding ring distortion
- Prism - Rainbow ray projections
- Matrix - Falling Japanese characters
Hallucination System
When high enough, floating images appear and animate across the screen:
- Creatures: Pink elephants, dancing monkeys, weird clowns, aliens, rainbow cats
- Faces: Laughing demons, moon faces, stoned faces, floating eyes
- Munchies: Happy burgers, chip bags, cookies, magic brownies, crazy cakes
- Trippy: Mushrooms, floating stars, weird planets, trippy smileys
- Rare: Satan with pipe (65%+ high), leprechauns, dancing elves, weird bikers
Audio System
- Procedurally Generated Sounds:
- Inhale breathing sound
- Exhale whoosh
- Lighter click/flame
- Cough effect
- Bubbling sounds
- Ambient background
- Background Music (looping)
- Volume Controls with mute toggle
User Interface
- Main Menu with Start Game, How to Play, Exit options
- Strain Menu (press
TAB or click 🍃) with filtering by type
- High Meter - Visual progress bar on the right side
- Control Buttons - TAKE HIT and EXHALE with glow effects
- Humor Text - Stoner thoughts appear on screen when high
- Exit to Menu Button (🏠) - Return to main menu anytime
- Audio Toggle (🔊) - Mute/unmute sounds
Controls
| Action |
Keyboard |
Mouse |
| Take Hit |
Hold SPACE |
Hold TAKE HIT button |
| Exhale |
Press E |
Click EXHALE button |
| Strain Menu |
Press TAB |
Click 🍃 button |
| Navigate Strains |
↑ / ↓ arrows |
Click strain |
| Select Strain |
ENTER |
Click strain |
| Close Menu |
ESC |
Click outside |
| Main Menu |
- |
Click 🏠 button |
Technical Stack
- Pure HTML/CSS/JavaScript - No frameworks
- SVG Graphics - Room and bud rendering
- Canvas - Smoke particles and visual effects
- Web Audio API - Procedural sound generation
- CSS Variables - Theming and dynamic styling

Great game!